Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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