thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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