i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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