Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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