i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dicks are not precious.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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