My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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