If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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