if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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