Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The dick lei will go down in squad history
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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