the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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