when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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