People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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