what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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