Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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