Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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