I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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