Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so let's talk penis.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You pole danced in your parka.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
