I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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