new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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