hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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