There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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