bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i now understand why vodka
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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