i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
only you would photoshop your dick
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
