I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I seem to have left my pride at pride
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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