Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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