spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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