If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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