Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i out mim tonsoeep
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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