Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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