The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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