I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Everclear isn't food dammit
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