Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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