ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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