ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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