a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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