Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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