am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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