had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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