I must be too annoying 4 u.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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