you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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