Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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