btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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