Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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