Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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