my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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