Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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