Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I intend to get homeless drunk
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I see more hoeing in ur future
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