How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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