she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We're too hungover to prance.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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