Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Mom said you looked used
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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