are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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