After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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