you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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