How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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